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1.—The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2.—You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3.—You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4.—You think a woman who is “out-of-your-league” bowls on a different night. 5.—Jack Daniel’s makes your list [...]

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She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says [...]

An old man walks into a confessional and the following conversation ensues: Man: “I’m 92 years old, I’ve been married 70 years and we have many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times.” [...]

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Granny loves her full body tattoos

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There was a senior citizen who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought and floored it some more. Then he looked in his [...]

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” “What on earth do you mean???” “Well, I saw them flip [...]

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her [...]

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “Hellooooo,” answered the blonde, “they’re watch dogs!”

Because I’m a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I’ll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator. Because I’m a guy, when I lock my keys in the [...]