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An old man walks into a confessional and the following conversation ensues:

Man: “I’m 92 years old, I’ve been married 70 years and we have many
children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times.”

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
Man: “No. Why should I be sorry?
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
Man: “I’m Jewish.”
Priest: “Then why are you telling me all this?”
Man: “I’m telling everybody!”